I did some freelance computer work today, including upgrading an old lady’s XP box to SP2 and removing 5 variants of the MyDoom / NetSky / DoomJuice viruses. So as I’m working, her bird climbs up my leg, up my arm, and onto my shoulder:
I felt like a pirate, and not just because I had to change her volume license key before I installed Service Pack 2 😛
Yarr!