Author: Sam Steele

(01:19:31) Sam Steele: omg totally
(01:19:36) Sohail Ali: yeah, i took a class in vally girl 101
(01:19:50) Sohail Ali: SVG 101
(01:19:54) Sohail Ali: stupid valley girl 101
(01:20:03) Sam Steele: I live with the instructor of valley girl 431
(01:20:08) Sohail Ali: rofl…
(01:20:25) Sohail Ali: they wanted to put me in valley girl 305
(01:20:34) Sam Steele: well.. valley gay boy.. lol
(01:20:48) Sohail Ali: but i wasnt sure if i could handle it, with Mac Daddy 102 and big pimp’n 400
(01:21:00) Sam Steele: yeah that’s a heavy courseload
(01:21:05) Sam Steele: heh. I said load
(01:21:28) Sohail Ali: definatly a heavy load for a beginners pimp like me
(01:21:46) Sohail Ali: i can barely handle it, i mean it gets all over the place like all the time
(01:21:51) Sohail Ali: its such a mess…
(01:21:56) Sam Steele: lol
(01:22:00) Sohail Ali: but now that im taking bitches 101 i know how to handle it
(01:22:21) Sam Steele: you’ll learn how to properly use the phrase “upside your head”
(01:23:49) Sohail Ali: and next semester when i take smack my bitch up 341, ebonics 201 and wreckless driving 400 i’ll have an associates in Pimping
(01:24:20) Sam Steele: then you’ll know how to properly bust a cap in people’s asses, and how to cut people.
(01:24:46) Sam Steele: and use words like “conversate”
(01:25:00) Sohail Ali: i want to get a bachelors in Mac Daddy, but thats so hard to do i heard, i gotta take blunt rolling 420, My Gat 101, i will also have to take advanced ebonics 102
(01:25:27) Sam Steele: lol
(01:26:00) Sohail Ali: then i will be able to pop a cap in some bitches ass
(01:26:09) Sohail Ali: and i can learn to conversate with mah hommies!
(01:26:23) Sohail Ali: i was thinking about dual majoring and getting something in Geek
(01:26:29) Sohail Ali: so i can be like w0rd!
(01:26:41) Sohail Ali: and talk all 1337 while i fuck a brotha up
(01:26:45) Sam Steele: lol
(01:27:04) Sohail Ali: in two weeks time i get my throw down certificate
(01:27:07) Sohail Ali: then i can beat up white boys
(01:27:22) Sam Steele: hehe
(01:27:23) Sohail Ali: once i take Gang 102 i can have my own crew
(01:27:32) Sam Steele: yep
(01:27:45) Sohail Ali: and after i take a course in hate crimes i can even start going after indians
(01:27:54) Sam Steele: lol..
(01:28:14) Sohail Ali: stupid indians
(01:28:29) Sam Steele: yes. especially indians from texas
(01:28:32) Sohail Ali: with their high sat scores and their advanced learning capabilities…
(01:28:40) Sohail Ali: yeah specially indians from texas… those fuckers!
(01:28:42) Sam Steele: texians
(01:28:46) Sohail Ali: good thing im from new york!
(01:28:56) Sam Steele: indork
(01:28:57) Sohail Ali: born in long island and raised for six years in staten island lol
(01:29:47) Sohail Ali: i wanna learn how to kick in a door and bust a cap in a motha fucka’s ass, but they said its to advanced for me
(01:29:57) Sam Steele: yeah that takes mad skillz
(01:30:01) Sohail Ali: word yo!
(01:30:11) Sohail Ali: but im down.
(01:30:27) Sohail Ali: im gonna have to get a low rider and never lock it either
(01:30:31) Sohail Ali: cause us pimps are feared!
(01:31:02) Sohail Ali: im just not sure i can start a ruckus cause thats hard to do i heard
(01:31:25) Sam Steele: yeah, supposedly you’re supposed to “bring it” so um.. pack a lunch or something
(01:32:34) Sohail Ali: yeah, but do i pack capri sun or Hi C
(01:32:44) Sam Steele: it’s all about the kool aid
(01:32:48) Sohail Ali: and what if their expecting lunchables?
(01:33:08) Sohail Ali: i cant compete with lunchables yo
(01:33:12) Sohail Ali: that shits high end…
(01:33:20) Sam Steele: yeah
(01:34:01) Sohail Ali: and what if like somebody gets a ho ho and the others dont
(01:34:04) Sohail Ali: shits going down then

My sister came back from New Zealand last week and she brought me back some of my old favorite candy!

But apparently the candy was too yummy for my camera, it decided to eat my 128M card about half-way through taking pictures (and eating candy..), so I only managed to snag some pictures of what’s left. Already ate the digestive, all the milk bottles, most of the allsorts, and some other stuff.

I’m the lucky person that’s on shift at the help desk during the latest virus attack! Basically there’s a virus circulating the NJIT system that tries to brute-force the account passwords, which causes the accounts to be locked out.

Looking at my paper log, I have non-stop calls from 3:50PM all the way to 4:10PM with only a minute apart. Have to answer each call, explain the virus situation, and inform them that their account will unlock automatically within 15 – 25 minutes.

It’s 4:40PM, my supervisor has gone home for the day, and the calls have stopped coming in, so I finally have a chance to catch my breath! I’m off at 5, so hopefully we don’t get another wave of calls in the next 20 minutes. *crosses fingers*

(23:49:48) Sam Steele: dating sims are silly and japanese
(23:50:44) Keinall Caddle: yes, but its the japenese part that i like. plus, i want to find out what kaolla does when i help her build the robot…
(23:51:01) Sam Steele: I always build robots when I go on a date
(23:51:17) Keinall Caddle: and the chicks in this one… love hina dating sim… are crazier than anyone i’ve met in real life. but only overtly so.
(23:51:28) Keinall Caddle: really? u build robots?
(23:51:55) Sam Steele: all time time! I’m building 9387 of them as we speak! it’ll be an army of them to take over Newark
(23:52:23) Keinall Caddle: now, if u did cocaine and loved turtles, u’d me just like kaolla.
(23:52:38) Keinall Caddle: well, u’d have to a an anime-style sprite too, i guess. but whatever.
(23:53:01) Sam Steele: koala sounds like a loser. or a bear from Australia.
(23:53:06) Keinall Caddle: well, ttyl, i’m gonna go lie down for a bit with kao– um, well, alone, since kaolla is not real, and my pretend wife is not here.
(23:53:19) Sam Steele: nite

Ugh, the past few days have been busy!

“Gays and republicans. What a bunch of drama queens”

There are few shows on right now that actually make me laugh out loud (sadly, Fox’s Laugh out Loud Sunday(TM) isn’t included), and Whoopi is certainly one of them. Tonight’s episode was about gay (well, lesbian) marriage, and it was HILARIOUS. They had a republican convention in the next room..

Republican: “Excuse me, but some of us are offended by this..”
Whoopi: “Excuse me, but some of us are offended by President Bush.”

And when they were deciding where each guest would go, it went something like this:
Woman: “I’m here for the marriage”
Whoopi: “Go in that room”
…
Man: “I’m here for the republican party convention”
Whoopi: “That room over there”
…..
Woman: “I’m here for the bush event”
*audience cracks up, me included*
Whoopi: “… could you be more specific?”

ROFL!!

It was amazing, I wish I had taped it. Perhaps I’ll snag it off kazaa later or something.

Ok, so I’m browsing the ChangeLog for GNOME 2.6 rc1 and I came across this entry:

What did I ever do to esound? Bastards.

Ok, so last week my mom (hi mom!) told me how to make tuna or salmon croquettes, and I cooked some tonight. Set of the smoke detector, as i do every time I attempt to fry anything, but overall it came out pretty good.

Basically, you mix canned tuna or salmon with bread crumbs, an egg, and seasonings (I made ’em spicey, since Grandma doesn’t live here. crushed red peppers, bwahahaha!!), mix it all up ’till it turns into a paste, squish them into burger shapes, and fry ’em in butter. Yummy!

I practiced with tuna tonight, I’m gonna cook salmon ones for jay jay jay when he stops dying and comes back from Scott’s.

Jay, stop dying. Newark is scary alone.