Death Cloud

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The National Weather Service issued a severe thunderstorm warning for NJ tonight. The last paragraph of the warning is:

IN ADDITION TO LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS… CONTINUOUS CLOUD TO GROUND LIGHTNING IS OCCURRING WITH THIS STORM. MOVE INDOORS IMMEDIATELY! LIGHTNING IS ONE OF NATURES NUMBER ONE KILLERS. REMEMBER… IF YOU CAN HEAR THUNDER… YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

Wow. That’s not scary at all. When did the NWS get so dramatic?

Buzz Buzz Buzz

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Woah, I went to feed my fish this morning, and there was a dead bee floating in the tank! I have no idea how it even got in there, but I guess my fish kicked its ass.

SNEEZE

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And in other news, I hate pollen.

PLANTS! STOP HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW! IT MAKES MY NOSE RUN!

That is all.

That’s not laundry

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Honey jumped into one of my dresser drawers today, had to grab a picture!

Thanks, PNC.

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Dear Sam,

We noticed you have less than $0 in your account. Now you have $30 less.

Thanks,
PNC Bank

Are you making fun of the size of my automobile?

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So I finally got around to taking my car to the dealer to find out about the violent shaking that happens when I get up around 65 – 70MPH. Here’s the technician’s notes from the bill:

ROAD TEST TO 60 MPH-FRONT END COMPONENTS WORN LOSE, RATTLE, ENGINE KNOCKS, NUMEROUS LEAKS, ETC. RECOMMEND ENGINE $4500.00 TO REPLACE ENGINE.

So, it looks like I’m in the market for a new car. I’m pretty impressed this one lasted as long as it did, it’s 1992 Mercury Sable with 120,200 miles on it.

Subway Sub Club

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I just discovered that Subway discontinued their Sub Club almost a year ago due to fraud :-/ I didn’t realize it had been so long since I’ve eaten at Subway. I was only two stamps away from a free sub, too!

Honey’s Visitor

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Honey had a visitor today! A black and white cat came to play with her. Check out the video!

says I have to!

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