Life

Everyone’s writing articles about 01:02:03 04/05/06, but what about 04/05/06 07:08:09? That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the date. I guess I’m just not mainstream enough for 01:02:03.

From the first day she came down to my basement, Honey has been plotting a way to get up to the windows near the top of the walls of the basement. She’d spend hours just staring up at them. Well wednesday, she finally succeeded! She climbed from my futon onto my bookshelf, jumped up onto the CD holder, and took a leap of faith right up to the window sill! I grabbed the camera to celebrate her accomplishment, and threw some of the pics up on flickr.

I don’t dust or clean up there ’cause it’s too high, so she was all covered in spiderwebs and yuck when she finally figured out how to get back down again.

I’ve uploaded some more pictures of Honey to flickr, you can view them here!

I kid you not, the following is a real SPAM that I recieved yesterday.

Subject: Don’t flood with your sperm the neighbors downstairs after using our Spermamax.

Im@gine what couId h@ppen 1f the k1ngs weren’t @ble t0 father.
Now there wouldn’t be any0ne to rule the world.
And the civilization would have died many centuries ago.
Maybe they used herbs that are enclosed
in Spermamax and thus had no problems with fertility function.
Maybe this can be a way out for you too.
She will cum only from seeing you cum with Spermamax.
Your mother has always dreamed of having sweet grandkids
but your fertility functions don’t let you make her dream come true.
Don’t worry, Spermamax will make your mom happy

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First off — ew? My poor neighbors! Second, not only do they insult my “fertility functions”, but they have to bring my mom into it! Why does anyone ever buy these things?

Come on now,
why don’t you follow my words?
Because we’re almost done,
I’ll make it easier first!

I wanna see if you wanna see
what it means to be
the man with the master plan,
are you the man now?

*gong*

Here we go now:
Kick Punch Block!
*uh-oh* *uh-oh* *uh-oh*

*record scratch*

AGAIN!

Sam: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Jay: spikes
Sam: if you touch them, you’ll lose all your rings
Sam: ____/\/\/\/\_______ ________—-_____|___
Sam: there’s a Sonic level for you
Sam: I was going to add a loop, but it wouldn’t look right without a monospace font
Sam:

 _
/ \       
\_/_____/\/\/\/\____         ____-----____+__

Sam: >^_^< can be the boss at the end Sam: then you jump on a O and lots of . . . . . .'s jump around Sam: well, more like a [_]

What does your handwriting say about YOU?

You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are diplomatic, objective, and live in the present.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.