All kids, outta the pool!
[Adult Swim] had a pretty funny bump last night:
America you are fat
It’s cool though.
When France sees you
and is like
and is like
onh honh honh America
vous étes le fatty fat
vous étes le fatty fat
You tell France to go
suck a stale croissant
suck a stale croissant
Why?
Because you are xenophonic
and not that clever
and not that clever
But you are America
and proud to be fat
You’re the world’s
A #1 consumer
A #1 consumer
[behind China]
So tell those frogs over
there in frogtown
there in frogtown
That you love their pencil lead
and City of Light
and City of Light
but you are big and will
crush their dumb French heads.
crush their dumb French heads.
We call that diplomacy
[Adult Swim]